{"id":2042,"date":"2009-09-28T19:41:55","date_gmt":"2009-09-29T02:41:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stiftungleostrauss.com\/bunker\/?p=2042"},"modified":"2014-01-09T10:23:25","modified_gmt":"2014-01-09T17:23:25","slug":"make-it-so-mr-data","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.stiftungleostrauss.com\/bunker\/make-it-so-mr-data\/","title":{"rendered":"Make It So, Mr. Data"},"content":{"rendered":"

[\"New<\/a>COUNSELOR TROI]: Captain, I sense . . . danger.<\/p>\n

[PICARD (Patrick Stewart, amazed his career is playing a British Frenchman on a Flying Hyatt Hotel)]: Number One?<\/p>\n

[RIKER (with extra beard)]: Sensors say the Bunker has entered a null zone, Sir. Time has stopped.<\/p>\n

[PICARD]: Stopped? <\/p>\n

[DATA]: Yes, Sir, it appears that a temporal anaphalasic shift occurred during an unforeseen modulation of the warp coil interface with a paradynamic phased output wave. As once theorized by the Old Earth sonic immortals Motley Crue, that if sufficient American teenagers gathered with a certain subpar IQ . . .<\/p>\n

[GEORDI]: Riiiiiight, Data, I get it. Except I think you’re referring to Styx, everyone at Starfleet knows they define North American . . .<\/p>\n

[RIKER]: OK, let’s not get into the ‘Domo Arigatoo Mr. Roboto’ thing again? <\/p>\n

[Picard]: Enough. Data, can you undo this? Can you return the Bunker to its right time? To September 28, 2009?<\/p>\n

[DATA]: If the writers can extend this expensive cinemagraphic camera ‘one shot’ take with a few more lines of technobabble, I believe we can return.<\/p>\n

[PICARD]: Make it so !<\/p>\n

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W<\/b>e got a new toy in the Bunker, as you can see. It’s caused Data’s temporal rift. A mid-level acoustic but it offers a broader sonic template for various audio and other multimedia stuff. Some may find their way here one day.<\/p>\n

What we’ve wanted to add since yesterday are some thoughts on Bubba’s comparison of the Movement – 1993 and 2009. You’ve already likely come across discussions on it. A multifaceted and fun topic — perfect for our merry band. Our goal? To put down the toys and add some thoughts shortly. <\/p>\n

In the meantime, here’s an inspiration for the Time-thinga-ma-bob delay. We remember catching this back in the day (1979) in a theater and later LP. ‘Unplugged’ hadn’t been invented yet. We did enjoy experiencing an acoustic guitar stomp all over Crosby, Stills & Nash, Bread, James Taylor et al. Even from today’s vantage point it still astounds. Performance at the original ‘Secret Policeman’s Ball’ hosted by John Cleese. See everyone after the next commercial break.<\/p>\n

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P.S. Yes, that’s the Bunker’s Aibo vamping for the camera and guitar. Howard Stringer, may your sushi taste like Spam for eternity !!<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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