Italy has fallen to the charms of Condi!
  She can do what she likes--it doesn't matter much
  She's the New World Madonna with the golden touch.
  She filled a Think Tank over five hundred seater.
  But if you're prettier than General Powell
  That's not hard.

  Berlusconi in Rome should see out the decade
  So you've just fluffed an ally who
  Looks as secure in his job as you
  But more important, current political thought is
  Your . . . "wife's" . . . a phenomenal asset
  Your trump card.

  Let's hear it for the Rainbow Tour

  It's been an incredible success

  We weren't quite sure, we had a few doubts.......

  Will Condi win through?

  But the answer is yes!

  There you are, I told you so

  Makes no difference where she goes

  The whole world over--just the same

  Just listen to them call her name

  And who would underestimate Freedom now?

  Now I don't like to spoil a wonderful story

  But the news from Berlin isn't quite as good

  She hasn't gone down like we thought she would

  Berlin's unconvinced by Neocon glory

  They equate Neocons with past mistakes.

  Can't think why.

  Did you hear that?

  They called me a twit!

  They actually called me a twit!

  Revanchist

  But Frau Condoleezza --

  It's an easy mistake

  I'm still called an revanchist

  Yet I gave up the salute long ago.

  Let's hear it for the Rainbow Tour

  It's been an incredible success

  We weren't quite sure, we had a few doubts



  Would Condi win through?



  But the answer is--



  A qualified--Yes!

  Condi started well, no question, in France

  Shining like the sun through the post-Fallujah haze

  A beautiful reminder of the carefree days.

  She nearly captured the French, she sure had the chance

  But she suddenly seemed to lose coherence

  She sounded confused

  Face the facts, the Rainbow's starting to fade

  I don't think she'll make it to Ukraine now.

  It wasn't on the schedule anyhow.

  You'd better get out the flags and fix a parade

  Some kind of coming home in triumph

  Is required.

  Let's hear it for the Rainbow Tour
  It's been an incredible success
  We weren't quite sure, we had a few doubts

  Would Condi win through?

  But the answer is--

  Yes!