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Weekly Standard Phone In: (inaudible, explosions) Kadima has smashed through our lines everwhere. The electoral casualities are complete. We are facing total electoral wipeout. Bibi is retreating trying to establish a new front but it does not look like he will be able to succeed . . . (inaudible, sirens)

New York Post Phone In: (On Cell Phone?) He must be allowed to retreat . . . He must !! According to today's reports, peace may break out any minute and we can not stop it !! He must be allowed to retreat . . . (inaudible, gunfire).

Pajama Media (via Skype): "No, no. This is just like Frederick the Great. . . Providence is testing us. We must hold on. The alliance between democracies and Patrick Buchanan is unnatural. It will fall apart . . .Just like in Frederick's time . .we must attack again and again . . . our enemies will drown in a sea of

(NSA OFFICER EDITORIAL COMMENT:

Officer One: Sir? OH MY GOD! ARE THESE PEOPLE REALLY RUNNING THE COUNTRY?

Officer Two: LT PLEASE PIPE DOWN)

New York Times Phone In (DAVID BROOKS?): I am sorry to interrupt. But we just got this fax in. It's from Charles Krauthammer. He's demanding that we do something about Fukuya(explosion) Here, look at what he says. He is demanding that we send a SMERSH team to take care of Fukuyama. (sirens) Of course, they are already on the Meirsheimer assignment.

New York Sun Phone In: SMERSH can deal with him. We can never allow such a deviationist to betray us. He will pay the ultimate price. Shall I assign . . . Hitchens?

New York Post (Ralph Peters on Car Phone?): YES! YES! Hitchens is ruthless. Utterly ruthless. I've known that he is degerenate for some time. Yes, and totally unsuitable as a successor. But in a crisis, Hitchens is ruthless and ice cold! Ice cold!

NRO Corner Phone In (Michael Ledeen?): With Fukuyama's treason, Hudson (Institute) can no longer be trusted. We must evactuate Washington now. We can re-direct the Imperial effort from a safe location. Buchanan and the Democrats will be here any minute! This is your last chance! Evacuate!

Weekly Standard Phone In:    No! All is not lost yet. Get me . . . Fred Hiatt !! (explosions)

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(note: 'charlie fox' and 'fubar ugly' would be the terms used at the end)