Note: The podcast transcipt is
below. The distortion is due to heavy PNAC
electronic defensive security measures
beaten by NSA and its advanced Sudoku
techniques. The political warfare chaos did
not help matters. And apparently some
of these guys hop on conference calls from
car phones, Skype and pay phones??
NSA commentary redacted
from the transcripts . . .
TO GOLF SIX SIGMA
3G/12/TRN/P24-3 SIGINT <strike>READY</strike> DELTA
BEGIN TRANSCRIPT (signal distortion due to PNAC
heavy counter measures from target):
Weekly Standard Phone In: (inaudible, explosions) Kadima has
smashed through our lines everwhere. The electoral casualities are complete.
We are facing total electoral wipeout. Bibi is retreating trying to
establish a new front but it does not look like he will be able to succeed .
. . (inaudible, sirens)
New York Post Phone In: (On Cell Phone?) He must be allowed to
retreat . . . He must !! According to today's reports, peace may break out
any minute and we can not stop it !! He must be allowed to retreat . . .
Pajama Media (via Skype): "No, no. This is just like Frederick the
Great. . . Providence is testing us. We must hold on. The alliance between
democracies and Patrick Buchanan is unnatural. It will fall apart . . .Just
like in Frederick's time . .we must attack again and again . . . our enemies
will drown in a sea of
(NSA OFFICER EDITORIAL COMMENT:
Officer One: Sir? OH MY GOD! ARE THESE PEOPLE REALLY RUNNING THE COUNTRY?
New York Sun Phone In: SMERSH
can deal with him. We can never
allow such a deviationist to betray us. He will pay the ultimate price.
Shall I assign . . . Hitchens?
New York Post (Ralph Peters on Car Phone?): YES! YES! Hitchens is
ruthless. Utterly ruthless. I've known that he is degerenate for some time.
Yes, and totally unsuitable as a successor. But in a crisis, Hitchens is
ruthless and ice cold! Ice cold!
NRO Corner Phone In (Michael Ledeen?): With Fukuyama's
treason, Hudson (Institute) can no longer be trusted. We must evactuate
Washington now. We can re-direct the Imperial effort from a safe location.
Buchanan and the Democrats will be here any minute! This is your last
Weekly Standard Phone In: No! All is not lost yet.
Get me . . . Fred Hiatt
(note: 'charlie fox' and 'fubar ugly' would be the terms used at the end)