Just back from a snatch and grab at CPAC. Amazingly their deviation detection system (DDS) at the door is even less efficient than TSA at LaGuardia. Not even a beep.
For a moment we did nervously consider being caught at the Shoreham border crossing. But upon seeing the Pajama TV crowd, Grover, radio jabbers and pubescent cannon fodder of both genders we knew the plan would work.
More to come as the psychic subdural hematoma wears off today.