JM: Now, isn’t it true, Tony, that your Mother Country has surpassed the United States as the arbiter and generator of “cool” and pop culture? And that this poses implications for the future?
TB: John, that’s always been true since the Beatles and when Maggie Thatcher told Bush Senior “don’t go all wobbly” — down hill ever since Blair and Clinton’s Third Way nonsense . . . it’s why the jihadis hate us so much. They want this filth stopped.
JM: Brother Pat, what say you to that??
PB: John, all this female pop culture pollution is [hand hatchet movements] destroying all that is noble and masculine in the Western tradition. It glorifies the culture of indulgence, sneers at hard working families, and encourages Americans to listen to tribal drum sounds from some jungle. It’s devolution. If you’re a good Christian or a good Muslim, why should the liberal media pump this sewage into your lives? It’s a sign of the End, John.
JM: Eleanor, that . . .
EC: Pat and Tony are just threatened by powerful women like Madonna, Hillary Clinton or Oprah and . . .
[CHAOS AS ALL TALK AT ONCE]
JM: John Harris from the Politico, settle this for us.
JH: [blank look] Well, on the one hand Tony and Pat have a point, and on the other, Eleanor also has a good point.
JM: ANSWER IS — YOU’RE ALL WRONG. BUH BYE !!!!