1. Dr Leo Strauss says

    There were reports of despondent Festivus celebrants who lost their zest for war against heterosexual marriage and blondinka newscaster when they saw Harry Reid stagger around the Senate floor drooling before voting ‘no’. Apparently all realized they definitely backed the weaker horse and so turned en masse to devour , the beluga at the appetizer table. From what the Stiftung understands pagans can be a practical lot.

  2. Comment says

    What happened to the war on festivus? You know the pagan hating bigots in the coastal media. Posh, effette – the just don’t like the wholesome festivus sense of renewal and patriotism.

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