Great Moments In Western Civ

What’s not to love? Especially when you see how I party. It was epic. The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards just look like droopy-eyed armless children.

I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

I got tiger blood, man. My brain….fires in a way that is — I don’t know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm.

Charlie Sheen (Feb. 27, 2011)

I like it. My wife hates it. Does that surprise anyone?

James Carville’s commercial for Miracle Whip (Feb. 2011)

Everybody on the outside kept claiming I was a sociopath. I asked her [his therapist], ‘Am I a sociopath?’

Bernie Madoff (Feb. 2011)