[INT. OVAL OFFICE, LATE EVENING]
[PRESIDENT OBAMA, STRETCHING BACK]
Rahm, quite a day, we did precisely what we promised to do.
[RAHM EMANUEL]
Yes, Sir. You’ve kept your word. Ethics reform’ll poll sky high. Staff pay freeze, too. Cut McConnell’s balls off there. We’ll drop the torture ban before the Sunday shows. Draft Gitmo closing order leaked to the NYT next week. Petraeus will leak the military briefing anyway . . .
[PRESIDENT]
Good. See to it. All that campaigning, recycled Lincoln stuff . . . completely worth it. Even Biden. By the way, get the Secret Service — double Jill’s daily breakfast sedatives. Two for the price of one (shakes head).
Later. Off for Sports Center then Michelle and the kids.
What’s the black folder? No more work tonight, Rahm.