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The Imperial City And The World
Was saving this for next week, but well, you know.
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A fun and definitely over crowded day on the Mall for Stewart and Colbert. Their demographics are astonishing. Jammed in the Metro we met teenagers who drove in from Philly this AM, other college students who drove ten hours overnight, to soccer moms, Volvo dads and everyone in between. All contagiously upbeat and polite.
Once on the Mall, we were amazed at the crowd’s size. Most of the crowd only saw the back of someone else’s head: the Jumbotrons way too few and distant. An anemic PA system couldn’t deliver the copious dialogue despite initially pleading chants ‘louder, louder’. Even the music came across like a small AM radio. People still had fun. Wherever we went, the crowd gave up trying to hear the program and happily chatted amongst themselves and friendly strangers. People caught highlights on the wind – Cat Stevens, Ozzy, R2/D2, etc.
So some observations. Lesson One: always bring more PA than you think you need. You can always dial it back. Jagger, Townshend, Page and Gilmour learned that 40 years ago first playing stadiums.
Lesson Two: there’s a reason that comedians don’t do stadium shows – it doesn’t work. Much of comedy must be seen, ‘felt’ as well as heard. No matter how funny something probably looked to viewers watching TV, for those who can’t see the stage/a Jumbotron and hear only every third word, a 10 minute routine turns into a unintelligible, endless drone. Skits simply don’t translate to mass standing audiences, packed like sardines. Even with a working PA and more Jumbotrons. And there were too many.
Lesson Three: successful stadium rocker vets know a massive crowd assumes a unique organic identity. Carrying a show over to large audiences requires completely different considerations re pacing and careful building to/easing from crescendos.
Still we and all we saw enjoyed the day. People seemed content just being there, knowing Jon Stewart and Colbert were somewhere in the crowd doing their thing. All around us the audience stayed happily to the end. If Stewart’s closing monologue veered into meandering ‘Jazz Odyssey’ territory at times, he recovered (as did the PA, a bit). It’s odd to galvanize a mass audience to gather from across the nation and close with a plea to be reasonable. Stewart himself admitted he is confused by the purpose. Most stadium acts aim for a more specific emotional release.
The organizers wisely closed with the always terrific The Staples Singers’ I’ll Take You There. Hard to beat that. Time well spent.
“He literally sat down with a yellow legal pad,” said McAuliffe, a former chairman of the Democratic National Committee, adding that Clinton told him: “Make sure, Terry, you get these talking points out to every candidate.”
It was then, McAuliffe said, that Clinton confided that he has been frustrated with the Democrats’ message.
“He is just baffled and bewildered about why there has not been a more coherent message talking about what the party has done, why we allowed ourselves to become human pinatas,” McAuliffe said. “I think he is agitated that Democrats haven’t put their best foot forward in explaining to the American public what they’ve actually done.”
We feel that pain, as we know you do, too, Dear Reader. It’s really as bad as we’ve feared since 2007. We get no joy in that. A Nation at risk, and 2 men and a yellow pad the real firewall.
Faltering Democratic institutions still coasting on inertia from 40 years ago? The coterie of Democratic alleged political professionals? Useless. Many still claiming it’s just the economy. Some even believe it.
Brand Obama, the Post-Partisan Boy King, transcendent, floating away from petty politics, serenely unengaged while the Movement took shape. Watching and waiting for 20 months. Doing nothing, flinching before News Corp or Lindsay Graham. Then helpless, routed as the Movement unleashed its long telegraphed firestorm.
Why gossip about just replacing Biden on the ticket? Of the two, Biden at least acquitted himself honorably and effectively. Do you want to spend the next 6 years defending people who can’t — or worse — won’t, fight?
Grey Alien Type A #1: She’s [Angle] got a point. He’s pathetic. Has to man up and grow a pair . . . You look kind of Asian to me, too.
Grey Alien Type A #2: Don’t harsh your unmotivation on me. Any Democratic Senate Majority Leader jabbers meaningless insider geek stuff. It’s smart Democratic GOTV strategy to praise Anton Scalia as a masterful mind and admire Gee Dub. Dude, you just don’t understand how Washington works.
Alien # 1: Oh, really, Know It All? Gotta give her props about market forces, too. We’ve been stuck down here since 1947. We give them an iPad 60 years ago. This raving lunatic in California NOW claims all the credit. What did we get? A Will Smith movie.
Imagine our own company. Without Death Panels, red tape, high marginal tax rates and regulations. We’d be getting some every night. We’d pull so much hotter than all those Web 2.0 dweebs combined. [starts humming ‘I Like It’ (mumbling) ‘Shout it out, scream it loud Let me hear you go’].
Alien # 2: [Heavy sigh] OK, Aqua Buddha, if you want to go there. Who’s the jackass acting all 5 feet tall, strutting around promising Truman we came in peace? Hmmm? Gave them the 411 on our Master Plan?
Don’t tell me Democrats never did anything for you. JFK got her to sing ‘Happy Birthday’ to you, too. Like you could ever touch that back on Zeta Reticula. And who tried to shoot you in the face? Cheney thought you were a quail? And hit that bozo by mistake? As if.
Here, just try another of the red ones [drops bottle]. Ooops. And maybe some nitrous with a tequila bomb. It’ll help. Joe Klein said he heard once Garcia was into it. Worked for me. You won’t feel a thing when you vote Democratic.
Alien # 1: [Wistfully] Yeah . . . that ‘Happy Birthday’ thing was the kick. Frank even signed the Meta-Fusion-Transmuter Panel . . . But Bobby would have disemboweled Reid just on principle, yanno?
We all get IMAX 3D seats to the 2010 remix of a flailing Superpower’s failing war. (No, not the in-camera expensive 3D shot on location but the sloppy, shoddy and cheap post production 3D ).
Per Fred Kaplan, COIN and all that? So 2009. “U.S. and NATO forces are [now] concentrating more on a different, possibly faster, explicitly more forceful means of pressuring the Taliban to the negotiating tables.” Stand-off kinetic fire on target has risen 300% in the last 12 months (NYT says 50%). The increased operational tempo presumably is intended to assist NATO’s effort to facilitate ‘reconciliation’ talks among Karzai and Taliban factions.
‘Grooming’ the battlespace for a fantasized secondary coercive political effect is, of course, more PowerPoint nonsense. Considering that the U.S. is actually more ignorant of its environment 9 years into this sordid affair than by comparison 1974 (9 years after Da Nang). Moreover, both the Mayor of Kabul, Karzai, and the Taliban loathe the U.S. and keenly aware of the clock running out.
Petraeus et al. have some advantages. Unlike the Southeast Asian Unpleasantness, the Nation never really went there. No draft. With 15 minute news cycles, ADD tweeting ‘thought leaders’, what is a ‘Decent Interval’ now? After all, who remembers the Gulf Oil Spill? That happened here. It’ll also assist with the inevitable “Stab in the Back’ narrative. (Btw, anyone else notice Time/Life hawking Nazi porn commercials on cable this October with almost Beckian urgency? Expect the forthcoming ‘Stab in the Back’ to be of that ilk, more an apolitical merchandizing opportunity than immediate post-1975. Everyone is in the click throughs and ‘Likes’ chase now).
On a related note, we’d like to say the reports of war crimes, sanctioned murder of unarmed Afghans and cover-up by the 5th Stryker Combat Brigade is a surprise. But can’t. As longtime readers will recall, we’ve long predicted this would happen as a systemic inevitability, when mission incoherence fosters creeping nihlism that subborns institutional ethos, discipline and self-image. The late Charlie Moskos might have had much to say on the sociological phenomenon/vulernability to militaries throughout history.
When the 5th Stryker Combat Brigade arrived in Afghanistan, its leader, Col. Harry D. Tunnell IV, openly sneered at the U.S. military’s counterinsurgency strategy. The old-school commander barred his officers from even mentioning the term and told shocked U.S. and NATO officials that he was uninterested in winning the trust of the Afghan people.
Instead, he said, his soldiers would simply hunt and kill as many Taliban fighters as possible, as dictated by the brigade’s motto, “Strike and Destroy.”
What resulted was a year of tough fighting in territory fiercely defended by the Taliban and a casualty rate so high that it triggered alarms at the Pentagon. By the time the 3,800-member brigade returned in July to Joint Base Lewis-McChord, near Tacoma, Wash., it had paid a steep price: 35 soldiers were killed in combat, six were dead from accidents and other causes, and 239 were wounded.
The brigade also carried home a dark legacy that threatens to overshadow its hard-won victories and sacrifices on the battlefield. In some of the gravest war-crime charges to arise from the Afghan conflict, five soldiers have been accused of killing unarmed Afghan men, apparently for sport, and desecrating their corpses. Seven other platoon members have been charged with other crimes, including smoking hashish – which some soldiers said happened almost daily – and gang-assaulting an informant.