1. RWR: ‘Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!’
BHO: ‘Let me be clear: it would be within regulatory guidelines to update this wall with 21st century urban planning.’
[The next day]: ‘Seeking regulatory permits to enable freedom in no way should be construed as commenting on the wisdom of doing so.’
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2. RWR: ‘America will always be that shining city on the hill, a beacon for the world.’
BHO: ‘We must create new green jobs. America will lead the way becoming a 13 watt CFL Mini Spiral Energy Star Twist Compact Fluorescent visible in Trenton.’
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3. RWR: ‘My fellow Americans, I am pleased to announce that today I have signed legislation outlawing the Soviet Union forever. We begin bombing in 5 minutes.’
BHO: ‘My fellow Americans, I am pleased to announce that today I have turned over the most important element of American foreign policy to David Petraeus. David will begin prolonging the war in 5 minutes declaring he *reversed* the Taleeeeeban momentum by issuing a single press release.’
(Only one of these is a joke).
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